Agree or disagree? Headphones in = don’t talk to me. 🙄🎧
Right??
Apparently gym bros don’t speak that universal language, so, like with all problems I encounter – I felt like it was MY DUTY to solve this once and for all!
It’s been 72 months of VIGOROUS research, development, testing, and patenting – but finally guys, IT IS READY!!!
Taking my love affair with unitards and my need to stay incognito at the gym, I present to you:
THE INCOGNITARD™
Honestly, I think it’s the greatest invention I’ve ever contributed to the world. I could die tomorrow knowing I accomplished the ONE THING I was put on this earth to do.
In all of the tests we put it through, the Incognitard™ by POPFLEX was 100 % gym bro repellent!!! Like 💯.
Oh and I KNOW how much you HATE peeing in unitards.
Well, I gotchu. It wasn’t cheap, but I infused HydroDry™ Anti-Wipe technology into the SnatchFiber™ yarn so that you never have to get naked in this all-in-onesie.
You can get it now at 👉 incognitard.com
Let me know what other colors it should come in and any other suggestions you have! You know I’m always listening!
❤️Cassey
Yes finally. Something that suits all my needs
the feedback i love to hear
@blogilates lol 😂
BAHAHA as an introvert this is basically how I imagine myself….people don’t ever talk to me 💀
it’s like it was designed for you
@blogilates level 100 marketing
I ain’t gonna lie, you had me until the pee part lmao
APRILS FOOLS and she actually had me there for a sec…
Me too!
FOR REAL. I was ready to buy one 🤣
@khiGem ikr!
Same
This has got to be APRIL FOOLS. That is not as sleek as her other designs, and you want us to… pee… in our… clothes? I think not
Like woahhhhhh
It’s just an option. Accidents do happen, but the Incognitard will always have you covered
@blogilates I’m laughing so hard right now. This is the best joke ever.
Rude
@2zeldagirl where?
I was so scared thinking she was serious at first
I’m still processing if this is an April fool prank or did Cassie just really invent something phenomenal 😅
I just invented something phenomenal. incognitard.com
I don’t need this for workouts, just when I’m trying to be alone in the dark and people can’t use common sense to see that.
ngl id die if i see ppl wearing this on the street at night. might punch or even cry and run.
Omg I just laughed so hard 😂 I’d wear this
I was hoping she was serious 😂😂😂 I was waiting for the “still breathable and eliminates the need for a mask” part. But the. Realized it was a joke after the pee part 😂
Yeah lol
its serious, she made it
i cant believe no one caught it when she says “incognitard” LMAO jesus.
how do you know no one caught it?
she actually made it tho-
It was for April fools for the ones that don’t get it
I love April fools cause it gets me everytime.
It really got meeee 🤣
Not gonna lie, I was dreading April fools day cus it usually feels like people wasting my time with pranks… but this was a welcomed laugh! Good one! xD
you had me up until my third time re- watching 😂💖
this is the most effort I have seen put into a prank, I can’t stop rewatching it, it’s hilarious
Imagine an army of us in this at the gym though! 😂😂😂 Well played Cassey! You’re hilarious😘
This is one of the greatest April fool’s pranks I’ve ever seen 😂😂
Cassey’s April fools jokes are always the best 😂
This April fool joke was taken into another level 😂 I thought it’s a prettyy good advertisement especially the pee part <3
I absolutely love how much effort went into this prank.
I can’t believe she went into a time pod just to bring us this amazing design!